When School Meets World (An Aside)

How much of a student’s day is spent wondering when they’re ever going to use the material in class?

Going off of how much my friends and I complain, I’d say quite a bit.

Sure, we have courses that we need to take at an intro level — or it was the only thing that fit into our schedule — that aren’t overly relevant. I mean, how often are you going to have to analyse Beowulf through a feminist lens on a daily basis?

I hope for your sake, not that often.

And then along comes higher education.

Oh, how I love the freedom of choice it gives you.

You have more options of what to study – and subsequently, what subjects you’ll never have to touch again (*cough* physics) – based on where you think you’re headed in life.

I say “think” because the majority of my peers have a rough idea of what they may want to do later on in life, but they’re still figuring it out.

Or they have no idea.

Which is entirely normal, might I add, so there’s no cause for panic if you fit into those categories.

However, I have a pretty clear idea of where I’m heading, which means that all of the classes I took over the past two years in my program-based courses (that weren’t just filler, as the one I wanted was no longer available – rude) are going to relate to my career.

In first semester, year two, I took three psychology courses: psych of mental disorders, adolescent development, and social psychology.

If I could have taken more, I would have – I adore psychology.

My classmates were mostly social science students, but there were also a mix of liberal arts and science kids who took the course as a complementary.

That being said, the mostly lax vibe that comes with being a social science kid was strong in all three courses.

I still cared about learning the material and not goofing up on a test (see: getting less than an 85), but I was still in this-doesn’t-matter-for-my-future mode until one of my profs were going over material we needed to know for our first test.

My psych of mental disorders prof was talking about how to treat a patient based on the different schools of therapy when it dawned on me that what I was learning wasn’t just going to be on a test or in a paper.

This was going to be my life.

My stomach was in more knots that a three year-old’s attempt at making a friendship bracelet.

No longer could I passively sit through a class when I felt tired or half-heartedly take notes, because who knows when I might need that bit of advice in the future?

Going through that panic-inducing lesson gave me my first taste of the real world. What I was learning would be used in my everyday life. I do still have another decade of school to get through, but that doesn’t change the fact that these ten years will all be going towards a PhD and career in psychology.

Hopefully the above doesn’t send anyone into a state of severe anxiety over their future or how they approach academia. My point is to share my experience in hopes that someone else can keep this in the back of their minds, and not realise it too late.

2 Years in Review (An Aside)

With having my last CEGEP exam today (or my final final, if you will), I wanted to take a look back at the 29 courses that made up my college studies.

It might not be the funniest post – since each class will be described with a one liner/inside joke – but I’m doing this for my future self to look back on when I’m getting a PhD and whatnot and laughing at my previous course load. Aka, I don’t know if anyone else can relate to the follow commentary/jokes, but here we go:

 

Semester 1:

Intro to College English: Dongs and comic books – because that’s what you should expect when your teacher is essentially Seth Rogan. Also, sorry I didn’t know that a Brontosaurus wasn’t a real dinosaur.

Art of the Ancient Americas: Priding myself for my ability to pronounce at least 20% of the cultural stuff.

Dance: I should have done the Running Man for the choreographies’ freestyles.

Spanish: Las sacapuntas.

Research Methods: Group work is a definite nope – not a fan.

Western Civilisation: Fill a 32-page note book in 13 days: check.

Intro to Psych: Freud. Oh, and messing with the students’ minds. (Thanks for bringing a spider to class)

 

Semester 2:

Poetry: It’s all about the Bible (Thank God).

Fitness: At least the gym doesn’t scare me any more.

Astronomy: Space is very large. Like bigger than the amount of time I spend on the internet.

French: Jesus, Harry Potter, and Angry Lobsters.

Macroeconomics: Funlandia needs to look at their tire production rates. A++ .gif usage

World Geography: Did somebody say TFR?

Sociology: It’s nice to know that middle-aged profs still giggle at the word “duty/doodie”

 

Semester 3:

Liars and Thieves (English): In theory, if we were to approach this through a capitalist lens, could we say that…?

American Century: Good luck getting tea stains out of your notes. Also, why was this class two hours long?

Stress Management: Go on, take a nap in class, it’s cool.

International Politics: Billiard ball model and to-the-death Jeopardy games.

Psych of Mental Disorders: I’m actually pretty normal.

Psych of Adolescent Development: Talk Six still sounds like “toxic” to me.

Social Psych: Researchers really like loud, annoying buzzing sounds.

 

Semester 4:

Blogging and Creative Non-Fiction: Show and tell while you steal like an artist.

Biblical Sex (Ethics): You can get a divorce, but no take-backsies.

Cinema and Media (French): Strategically getting the prof to end class early is always the end goal. Also, seduction must always be grand.

Human Biology: Cue card game muy strong.

Stats: I haven’t been this confused since grade 11 physics. Also, plan C is a myth.

Integrative Project: Lookit, I did a pre-pre-pre-thesis!

Honours Social Science Seminar: An excuse to have bagels. Because Montreal.

 

So there you have it, two years wrapped up in less than 500 words.

Feels like it was that short, too.

 

Real Talk: Weird Things I Do

I’m going to start off by apologising for bringing up things that you may not have noticed that I do that you will never be able to unsee after this.

You ready?

  1. (Re)Naming things:
    Know how some people feel the need to name their electronics, cars, or … body parts with names that only people should have? I’m totally guilty of having named a phone Madison back in grade seven because I thought that was cool.
    But that’s not what I mean by this. I don’t remember when this started, but I have a weird habit of giving people (or locations) nicknames that I mostly never use out loud.
    Where does my train line end? Vaudrizzle-drazzle.
    Who do I skype most frequently? Adoumskies.
    Which professor do I have for Honours Seminar? The Cohalz.
    Who sits next to me in bio and stats? Merfew Twerkpherson.
    Who’s the exact same person as me? Kuhtaytay aka #KimJongKatie
    My best friend? Shmooplidops. Except she knows that I call her that.
  2. Eating habits:
    For this, I’m not referring to how often I eat – but more so how I eat. As a kid, I had cavities in some of my baby teeth, which thankfully fell out before they became a serious problem. That being said, I only ever had them on one side of my mouth at a time, which meant that I would chew my food on the opposite side.
    After the second set of cavity-riddled teeth fell out, I took to chewing one bite per side, and I would make sure that it was even for an entire meal. If not, I would divide my bites differently to fit my weird food math – which I still do, with everything that I eat.
  3. Copycat, part 1:
    I’ve heard that I’m not the only one who does this, but for the longest time I thought I was alone in making the same facial expressions, gestures, and reactions as a character in a book while I’m reading it. Being an avid reading and someone who is easily swept into a story, this has led to some interesting results when I forget that I’m reading in public and I go into an accent out of nowhere or while trying to imitate the grimace on a character’s face.
  4. Copycat, part 2:
    If you didn’t already know, I watch an unhealthy number of vlogs/youtubers’ videos. My excuse is that it’s shorter than watching a full tv show episode, but that does nothing to curb my procrastination. That being said, after watching a few (see: too many) British youtubers, my accent is back in a snap. That, or I’ll pick up on any of their catchphrases/openers, like Marcus Butler’s “hello,” IISuperwomanII’s “what the shemur,” or Tyler Oakley’s general level of sass.
  5. Random acts of dance:
    This one is probably the easiest to spot if you’ve taken a class with me, and I’ve sat in front of you. When I’m happy, I do a little shoulder shimmy in my chair. If I like the food I’m eating, a little head bobbing starts. If I find the information we’re covering to be interesting or that whatever’s going on needs a little bit of filler, I’ll be hosting a dance party of one at my desk. This is entirely due to how much I rely on dance to relay my emotional state.

So here’s to being flawed and odd.

Stuff That’s Near My Wall: The Legging Collection

“I don’t want you to take this the wrong, but – do you own any normal pants?” – a question I got in macroeconomics, second semester, from the girl sitting next me.

I spent five years wearing a very strict uniform for high school.

Once I got out, I had to rebuild my wardrobe beyond my church clothes, weekend stuff, and summer clothing.

Being a dancer, I feel most comfortable in clothing that isn’t restricting – so that I can bust a move, if the mood strikes.

Since I don’t work, I hunted down clothing that wasn’t going to break the bank, even if I was using birthday and Christmas money that I had saved up.

Over time, I accumulated an array of leggings, each pair crazier than the last, until I plateau’d into an insanity of patterns and metallics.

In the collection, I have my neutrals:

   

From there,  I went into more colours:

 

Then I went patterned:

 

And then metallic:

And finally, astronomical/sky pants:

 

Having gotten that many pairs of leggings over the course of a year has been a personal fashion-Genesis/exploration since I had been given the freedom to dress myself according to how I felt, not what a set of guidelines in my too small agenda dictated.

Also, it’s really easy to put together an outfit when you’ve got some flashy business going on in the leg-region and all you have to worry about is finding the right black top to go with it. Simple enough, if I do say so myself.

And finally, if you’ve wondered it while scrolling on through, yes, I have worn each and every pair of the above leggings in public, because I can rock it and I don’t care what others think if they judge me in my drunk-zebra leggings (third to last pattern pair).

And because you guys are awesome, here’s the full set in one shot:

LEGGINS

Piece(s) out.

 

Technically, Yes.

Last summer, I visited the Botanical Gardens with my mum, my step dad, and his daughter. After we finished the outside part of the Garden, I wanted to check the gift shop for postcards – and found something even more awesome.

In the main section of the greenhouse building, there was a display and table set up with a few people sitting behind it. I walked over to the front of the set-up, and recognized the Korean alphabet. They were hosting and promoting the Korean Film Festival, and one part of it was that you could get your name done in Korean.

Darn tootin’ I got in line to get mine done.

The Korean woman behind the table asked for my name so she could translate it phonetically to Korean.

“You can do the calligraphy yourself if you’d like,” she offered while handing me the brush.

I studied the Hangeul before making any attempts. I didn’t want to ruin this moment.

Once I got over my fangirl moment, I wrote out my name without much issue.

We were about halfway to the shuttle bus, back to the metro, when I grabbed my mum’s arm.

“I have to go back,” making the situation sound more dramatic than it was.

“Why? Did you forget something?” She asked, not sure if she should be concerned.

“Technically, yes, but I remember it, so I want to go back.” And off I went.

Mum caught up to me while I was strutting through the last set of doors, heading back to the table.

“Sorry to bother you,” I said, while grabbing the same Korean woman’s attention, “but ‘thank you’ in Korean is ‘Ko-sa hab-ni-da’ right?”

“Kam-sah hab-ni-da, yes,” she replied with a smile.

“Okay cool – ‘kam-sah hab-ni-da’ then!” I beamed, and then walked off with Mum to catch the next bus.

I guess my midnight decision in summer 2012 to try to learn Korean – however little of the language I actually remember at this point – had actually paid off.

Piece out.

Stuff That’s Not On My Wall: Mirrors

I can’t function if there’s a mirror in the room.

If my computer screen is too reflective, there goes at least 20 minutes of my productivity – gone to me making faces at myself.

Waiting for friends in public washrooms is difficult. So many mirrors. I need to look at myself.

Walking to anywhere in the city is just as bad – I’m tempted to look over to myself in the reflective windows of a car, in passing every single car.

 

Not too long ago, I was out to dinner with a close friend and some of his friends – people I had just met – and the restaurant had a wall of mirrors closest to where I was sitting. Thank God there was a couple sitting in between the mirror and me, otherwise my focus would have been to my left, rather than on the people I was getting to know.

“Finally, they’ve left. I can be transfixed by my reflection now,” I say to the group as a whole, staring myself down.

Laughter, from the two that don’t know me.

I don’t look away, but instead say “I’m serious. Be proud of me for not trying to look over at myself for the entire dinner.”

More laughter. I know I can be funny, but I wasn’t at all joking about this.

 

My mum asked me, when my roommate had moved out and I was rearranging my room, if I wanted a mirror to be put in my room.

“You can use it for hair and make-up or figuring out outfits or even doing choreography, and we can put it anywhere you want.” She offered.

“I don’t think that’s a good idea.”

“Why not – you wanted a mirror in your other room?”

“Well, unless you want me to spend even more time in my room, I don’t think I should have a mirror in here. That, and I don’t want my grades to start slipping.”

 

A few weeks later, I was in my sister’s room with my sister and mum. I started off as a part of the conversation, but then I saw my sister’s closet mirror and I was gone. Practicing my Dougie and posing, all the while they continued talking.

“Did you hear any of what we said?” My sister asked, cocked eyebrow and smirk in tow.

“Not gonna lie, I stopped listening a while back.” I reply, while still dancing. “I’m kind of busy, if you don’t mind?”

“I guess it’s a good thing you didn’t let us put a mirror in your room after all” My mum states, half laughing.

This isn’t a disorder, psychologically speaking, since I’m still about to go about my day without the need to look at myself and I can go a full day without a mirror. It’s not a compulsive need that needs to be met or I break down.

I just really like to look at my face, and see no point in wasting an opportunity when it presents itself.

Let’s just hope that I don’t have a mirror in my dorm room at Bishop’s.

HyperPost 7: MariMun Fun, Order-of-the-Phoenix Style

I feel like a fictional committee in Model UN is a more socially acceptable form of LARPing.

For the 2013 MariMun Conference, I had signed up to be Percy Weasley in the Harry Potter Fictional Joint Crisis Committee.

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I had my hair redyed red two days prior to fit into the Weasley look, wore green to match Percy’s Ministry clothing, and got properly pompous to channel my best Percy.

In our timeline, Harry finishes his Hogwarts studies, the existence of Horcruxes is still unsure, and the battle between the Death Eaters and the Order of the Phoenix has yet to happen – meaning that many characters were still alive.

Being on the Order, the majority of our work was defensive against the attacks from the Death Eaters, while also focusing on gaining allies through the giants, goblins, dementors, and centaur representatives.

We came up with ridiculous offers as means to win over the different creature groups, including inter-species Olympics, family picnics at Azkaban and paid days off for the dementors, spa days, and trips to Disneyland, among others.

At one point, two others and I were called out to defend a French representative (from another committee at the conference), while a trio of Death Eaters lurked in the room. The guarding turned into a duel, which turned into a high speed chase throughout the College, casting spells at one another while racing back to our respective committee rooms.

Once all of the creatures had decided their alliances, the events took to a higher pace as we were nearing the end of the day, needing to defend different areas of the Hogwarts Castle as the battle began.

To gain power over an area, you had to come up with a solution to the challenge in each room – duelling or defeating a monster.

In the final minutes of the battle, both rooms cleared out into the Rotunda of the third floor, shooting hexes, jinxes, spells, and curses at one another until – in a surprise twist – Harry Potter met his demise and the Death Eaters won.

Piece out.